**Another great prompt from TRDC. In 600 words or less, write an ad on Craigslist or Ebay selling items after a breakup.**
FOR FREE OBO: The following items are available for exchange.
- X-Box 360 – Green Eyes and Brown Hair
- Slip-N-Slide Water Park Lifetime Pass – Boyhood Charm and Dimples
- BowFlex – 6 Pack Abs (will not accept with Beer Gut coating)
- Ruger Hunting Rifle – California Tan
- Pool Table – Bad Boy attitude (Sensitive Side required)
- House in the Bahamas – Complete Adoration for Yours Truly
- Ultimate Grill Package – Ultimate… Package
- Extensive Game and Magazine Library – Intelligence and Respect
- Theater Room (leather seats, surround sound, large screen, etc) – Humor and People Skills
- All Exclusive, Expense Free stay at Mi Casa – Proposal and Large Diamond
If you believe you are the Perfect Man, please contact me at wishfulthinking@thatsfunny.com to arrange for the exchange.
Disclaimer: Please note that all items are forfeit should your exchange fail to meet the criteria. The list has grown with each failed trade.
My Nutshell Life 
Best post ever. You may rethink the last one though,maybe a cabana boy instead of husband 🙂
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What a great idea! I wonder what you could trade for a willingness to do housework half-clad?
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Good question… Maybe if I set them up with designers to create their own video game?
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Ha! I’ll trade mine in for one that puts dishes in the dishwasher.
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I’d just settle for rinsing them before leaving them in the sink. =\
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HA! Let me know how this works out for you! ;D
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I have a beach towel that says…”wanted cabanna boy” interested? What a great post!…:)JP
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Sounds like some fair trades to me!
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cute list!
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We don’t expect much from them, do we 😉
Yummy poster boy, btw!
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If he does housework, he’s in. Apparently I have low standards. 😉
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You certainly didn’t ask for much (ha!)….but I sure hope you get it.
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nom nom nom nom! I am suddenly very hungry.
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What a great take on the prompt! I love the idea of the exchange. I’m of the mind that all we can do is ask!
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I’m sorry, you lost me at that poster…
If only this could happen.
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Um…sorry. I had a witty comment all thought out and then I saw the picture. Totally slipped my mind. Maybe I should go back to the top and look at the pict – I mean POST again.
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yeah, im with the last two posters. nom. LOL great job with this one!
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I’m sorry, I was reading this but as soon as I saw the picture I forgot what was happening. Every time I go back to reread the same thing happens…
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