Perfect Man Exchange

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**Another great prompt from TRDC. In 600 words or less, write an ad on Craigslist or Ebay selling items after a breakup.**

 

FOR FREE OBO: The following items are available for exchange.

  • X-Box 360 – Green Eyes and Brown Hair
  • Slip-N-Slide Water Park Lifetime Pass – Boyhood Charm and Dimples
  • BowFlex – 6 Pack Abs (will not accept with Beer Gut coating)
  • Ruger Hunting Rifle – California Tan
  • Pool Table – Bad Boy attitude (Sensitive Side required)
  • House in the Bahamas – Complete Adoration for Yours Truly
  • Ultimate Grill Package – Ultimate… Package
  • Extensive Game and Magazine Library – Intelligence and Respect
  • Theater Room (leather seats, surround sound, large screen, etc) – Humor and People Skills
  • All Exclusive, Expense Free stay at Mi Casa – Proposal and Large Diamond

 

If you believe you are the Perfect Man, please contact me at wishfulthinking@thatsfunny.com to arrange for the exchange.

Disclaimer: Please note that all items are forfeit should your exchange fail to meet the criteria. The list has grown with each failed trade.

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