**Another great prompt from TRDC. In 600 words or less, write an ad on Craigslist or Ebay selling items after a breakup.**
FOR FREE OBO: The following items are available for exchange.
- X-Box 360 – Green Eyes and Brown Hair
- Slip-N-Slide Water Park Lifetime Pass – Boyhood Charm and Dimples
- BowFlex – 6 Pack Abs (will not accept with Beer Gut coating)
- Ruger Hunting Rifle – California Tan
- Pool Table – Bad Boy attitude (Sensitive Side required)
- House in the Bahamas – Complete Adoration for Yours Truly
- Ultimate Grill Package – Ultimate… Package
- Extensive Game and Magazine Library – Intelligence and Respect
- Theater Room (leather seats, surround sound, large screen, etc) – Humor and People Skills
- All Exclusive, Expense Free stay at Mi Casa – Proposal and Large Diamond
If you believe you are the Perfect Man, please contact me at email@example.com to arrange for the exchange.
Disclaimer: Please note that all items are forfeit should your exchange fail to meet the criteria. The list has grown with each failed trade.